Netflix and poptarts

A popular vine.

Person 1 :What’s your favorite vine?
Person 2 : Netflix and poptarts! What’s your favorite?
Person 1 : Omg that’s my favorite too! :)

by Random-memer May 19, 2021

Smashing Poptarts

Masturbation.

Damn im so tired, I was Smashing Poptarts all last night.

by Spudkiller0803 December 9, 2009

Poptarts

One of the greatest foods to have ever been brought to existence. Thanks Kellogg's!

Who needs cooking if you have Poptarts?

by Twight0931 March 11, 2017

poptarts are not kleenex

A phrase that is seen in Google's autocomplete by simply typing "Poptarts are"

Guy 1: Dude! Come over here! I was looking up poptarts are not kleenex and i found this!
Guy 2: Neat.

by Barney The Big Fat Purple Dino April 13, 2016

poptary

A sexual favour involving pop tarts whip cream and cherries. It can be anything sexual but is usually when a girl eats a pop tart with a whole in the middle of a mans genitaillia proceeding to lick the whip cream and cherry off

Angelina totally said shed give me a poptary

by john mcsunnyson April 15, 2014

POPTARTS

So Poptarts are the best snack you could ever have!!! Sorry, the chocolate Poptarts are all for me, SoOoOoOoOoOo.....

Hayley: MEH POPTARTS, GIMME GIMME GIMME
Besties: ok ok here have them
Hayley: chill out, y'all can have done too
Besties: thx hazel

by Poptart_loving_sweety March 28, 2019

poptartsussy

A really REALLY gay person on TikTok who posts random stuff all the time. Is an artist and writer, kinda cool.

“Omg did you see the new upload on poptartsussy’s account?????”
“No lemme go look”
“You’d better poptartsussy is the best”

by MixingPot69420 March 16, 2022