Poonophobia

The fear of having sexual intercourse, often for the first time.

Bob - "Did Tim and Jane have sex last night?"

Rob - "Nah, Tim got poonophobia and said he'd rather watch a movie instead."

by Bill_Withers September 27, 2009

poopopoptomus

The worse kind of poop, when it's so huge that you have to clamp your anus apart and use chopsticks to pull it out.

I had to call my friend Matt over to assist me in getting the poopopoptomus out

by bum killa 101 April 17, 2009

poooop

More than one poop.

"Yo, did you poop today?"

"No, man. I pooooped!"

by LegendShark March 5, 2009

Poopopotamus

When you follow someone around in Halo 3 who just got a triple kill and you teabag each of the bodies.

Man Taven that Poopopotamus you just got was insane

by Taven S January 23, 2009

poodophile

Like being a pedophile, but with poodles.

Guy 1: "Mmmmm, look at that poodle over there."
Guy 2: "Man, stop being such a poodophile."

by heytaylor17 November 18, 2011

poopophile

one who loves the poop

the poopophile bathed daily in the poop, loved the smell and the creamy texture.

by FecalFaceFrankLee February 28, 2009

polwop

A person who is half italian and half polish.

That polwop chick sure can cook!

by Beercrazyjen October 7, 2006