poonstang

Ford Mustang that gets many chicks.

Hey baby, let's hop in my poonstang and I'll take you on a ride!

by THE poonstanginator November 18, 2003

Poostache

Facial Hair: When a young man, not yet able to grow a tasty moustache, grows about 8-9 hairs on his upper lip. It only slightly resembles a moustache, but more-so resembles poop.
(Can also be called a dirtstache, shitstain, or mancrap)

You're a doofus, Carl, shave your poostache

by Jesse O. Roy February 19, 2008

pootstania

Adjective:
1.Reffering to a bowl of marijuana that has been smoked.
2.A cashed bowl of marijuana

"Dude dont hit that bowl, Its pootstania."
"If that bowls pootstania, load another."

by Hosie O'donnell May 15, 2006

Poostacio

The act of smearing one's fecal matter on the upper lip; Also see dirty sanchez.

I'm not sure if Peter will appreciate his poostacio tomorrow morning.

by Pistacio Pete August 14, 2008

poopstain

A very prudish uptight person that gives no good reason for not having any fun.

Michael refused to have a glass of wine with me because he insisted that it would give him a horrible headache and that he needed to get to bed before 8:00 p.m. anyway. Michael is illustrating poopstain like behavior.

by Amecyst January 11, 2006

poopstain

a stain consisting of feces

devon you are a poopstain

by hollycake September 30, 2005

poonstache

What is left on one's upper lip after performing successful oral sex on a female. Much like a milk mustache.

After I went down on Donna, I had a huge poonstache.

by Jamed January 11, 2009