poos 

someone who is being a wimp or a loser
pronounced poose, like puss but with 'O's

Dude, cut it out, you're being such a poos

poos by Keenigit August 27, 2005

Jimmy Poos 

Shoes that a woman wears to the restroom so as her co-workers won't know who is stinking the restroom up.

I better take my Jimmy Poos, so the girls don't know I'm taking a duece.

Jimmy Poos by Phantasm79 September 28, 2011

The Terrible Poos 

Similar to the "Terrible Twos" a specific period of time when raising a child that every parent hates. It occurs when their child is big enough to have adult sized shits that stink to high hell, but when they are still too young and too uncoordinated enough so the parents still need to wipe their ass.

Holy shit, Little George just took a huge dump. So I had to go in there to wipe his ass.

I can't wait until his arms are long enough and the Terrible Poos phase is over!

The Terrible Poos by GoCtotheB January 27, 2017

wees and poos 

The Hawthorn AFL Football Club - because of their yellow (wee) and brown (poo) stripes

The Blues sure gave the wees and poos a good thumping last week

wees and poos by T--Mac August 14, 2014

poos 

1. Frequent and watery bowel movements
2. Looseness of the bowels
3. Diarrhea
4. Shits
5. Main ingredient in a Doo Doo Pie

Q: Why isn't Nancy at work today?
A: Oh, She ate some bad sushis and now she got the poos.

poos by Anonymous April 17, 2005

poos and wees 

A pharse used in Christchurch, New Zealand as a greeting or general statement. Commonly yelled in a high pitch tone. Can have variants of different use of tone and pace.

Ollie: poos and wees?

Will: Poos and wees!

poos and wees by trickofthetrade July 20, 2010

Frosty poos 

the name for a little kids brownies they have made. they have all garden crap in them and smell of snot. They taste curiously like grass and poop.

little jonny made some frosty poos and it tasted like big foots dick. He fuckin wiped his fuckin. nose before he gave them me aswell, he put his snotty hands all over them. fuckin kid.

Frosty poos by tcb19931234 April 28, 2009