Starship Pooper

When you lay on your stomach and fire a crap out of your ass toward the sky.

Kirk was lying on his belly naked when he fired a Starship Pooper out his ass into outer space.

by joseph blough April 15, 2022

pooperella

A name for someone for someone who is being an ass... and that person thinks they're Cinderella.

Pooperella: You're so fat, but I'm hot.
Person that hates Pooperellas: Ugh, you're such a Pooperella

by I'm Not a Pooperella January 6, 2008

Cooler Pooper

A classless sports fan. Originating from a 2005 college football game between the the Texas Longhorns and the Ohio State Buckeyes which was overcrowded to the point that fans resorted to pooping in their coolers. Credit for the first use of the phrase "cooler pooper" goes to Brian Cook of MGoBlog.com.

The setting: After a tough loss, JDUB is made at the home team's quarterback.

JDUB: does anyone know where our quarterback lives? I want to visit him. I'm dead serious. I just want to punch him in the eye or beak his leg.
Huffy: You are putting way too much emphasis on the outcome of a sporting event.
JDUB: I got 3 lil boys all who can kick his ass and get nothing since they got clean records.
great2belucky: you know how fucking stupid you sound? that fact you have children is SCARY, you fucking cooler pooper.

by theflagshopisoutofstock September 22, 2011

D.B. Pooper

After presenting the toilet with an act of sacrifice from your bowels, going in to wipe and getting no results on the toilet paper, and after looking into the toilet, finding no evidence of feces. Not sure if your ejecta just went straight down through the closet bend, and without a witness, you question your turds very existence.

Meyer: This morning I was excited to drop the ass goblins because I had three servings of corn last night, but leaving the bathroom I didnt even know if i let the tangy butt nuts out or not.
Kirkland: Shit, man, you had a D.B. Pooper?
Meyer: All I had left to my name was a clean piece of toilet paper and a mind full of doubt.

by raymondalvarado September 29, 2010

pooperhatch

A Butthole (usually a female's)

"Her pussy was nice, but that pooperhatch stank!"

by Hatcher August 4, 2006

Pooperage

A somewhat child-safe word for a shitter. Most children aren't allowed to use the word "shit", but "poop" is generally allowed.

An anchorage is an area where ships are allowed to anchor (and where anchoring happens), a pooperage is where pooping happens

I got to go to the pooperage before I skid mark my pants

by lowcostsuperhero October 20, 2021

Closet Pooper

A person who is scared to poop in a public washroom while other people are in it. This person will wait quietly and patiently in their stall until every last person has left before he/she will begin to poop.

Sara ran to the bathroom to go number two, unfortunately for her there were three other women in the washroom and Sara was a closet pooper.

by Muckers August 8, 2006