Cross-pollinated

The act of being stoned.. and drunk.. at the same time “cross-polled” for short

Klim: Hey! How was last night?
Kathleen: Oh man! We were suckin down beers and smoking so much kush! We were so cross-pollinated! I was so cross-polled I agreed to peg my husband.

by Cornbeefha$h May 7, 2022

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Poominator

Poominator is someone who is as cool as The Terminator and Mart Poom the estonian number 1 goalkeeper!

I am the Poominator!! Watch out, it is the Poominator

by Wheatamus Prime January 12, 2009

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cross-pollinate

During vaginal intercourse, the penis is inserted into a woman's ass and then inserted back into her vagina; therefore, the penis takes the shit from her ass and gets it into her vagina.

Rick was so drunk the other night that his cock slipped out of what's-her-name's vagina and he put it in the wrong hole--her ass. After she complained, he put his dick back in her vagina and finished up. She got a yeast infection because that’s what happens when guys cross-pollinate.

by tonymarc May 16, 2009

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Pooginator

Someone who farts loudly and obnoxiously in private and enjoys it, but is very self concious about their farting in public. These people are typically very shy. DO NOT AGREE TO ENTER ONE'S HOUSE.

Guy 1: Hey man, do you know that guy Mikey?
Guy 2: Yeah, man, he seems pretty cool.
Guy 1: Don't be fooled, he invited me over to his house last week, and he's a total pooginator.
Guy 2: Aw, man, what did it smell like?

by -1nfector July 10, 2010

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