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Poopticulate

n. The material expelled from one's anus as a result of farting. Usually detected as a smell by another person.
Patrick (passing gas): man that felt good.
Josh: gross dude, I don't want all that poopticulate in my nose and mouth. Open a window.
by Dooshtastic March 24, 2009
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Pooptime

An abbreviation of poop facetime

The act of FaceTime-ing while on the toilet.
Suzie almost puked while out to dinner with her parents when her boyfriend decided to pooptime her.
by Pooptexter June 20, 2011
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pooptine

Turds and gravy served over fries.
One order of Pooptine, please.
by Brougham96 June 28, 2015
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poopkike

a person of African-American and Jewish descent; the offspring of African-American and Jewish parents; a wealthy person who acts or pretends to be ghetto; a racist oxymoron that demonstrates jewish and african-american stereotypes (e.g., stealing items on sale); a wannabe player who portrays wealth but isn't (e.g., drives a nice car but still lives rent-free at home); a person who acts rich at the discotheque and/or strip club, but regrets it the next day.
Lenny Kravitz is my favourite celebrity poopkike.

You spent half your paycheck last night at the club, only to get a fake phone number... man, you're such a poopkike!
by Josh Donkey February 25, 2009
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pooptitious

The act of feeling lowsy or not being in the mood to do something that would normally be fun; being in a poopy mood
I felt pooptitious, so I decided not to go into work.
by KC Discenza December 12, 2008
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pooptie

a piece of shit car a.k.a. hooptie that has been filled with strategically placed poops as part of a practical joke or revenge plot.
Sheniqua: The clever fellows placed their own poop under the gas pedal, in the ash tray, beneath the driver's seat, and squeezed out another chocolate log on the backseat.

Milkman: Did they replace the windshield wiper fluid with diarrhea?

Sheniqua: Ummm....yep. I guess they turned that douchebag's car into a REALLLL pooptie.
by maskedbacktapper May 10, 2010
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pooptition

a pooptition is a political poop user
johnny: bro did you see that bob became the new pooptition
ligma: what the fuck is a pooptition bitch
johnny: a political poop user you dumbass
ligma: fuck you
by ur kinda,,,, September 30, 2021
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