pooptastrophe

Your getting ready to leave to a VERY IMPORTANT appointment and your running very late all you have to do is put the baby in the carseat and you"ll be ready to go. You go to reach for the baby and boy oh boy does he stink! You notice there is poop down his leg, up his back, on his hands, on the floor...POOP EVERYWHERE! EVEN ON YOU NOW! AHHHHHHHHH!! The more you attempt to remove his clothing the messier he gets, It is smearing EVERYWHERE! AHHHHH!!!

A disinfectant bath and a complete change of clothes is a MUST! Go ahead and throw ALL his clothes away, it truly IS that bad! HOLY CRAP, IT EVEN GOT ON HIS SHOES TOO! AHHHHHHH!!

Sorry I'm late we had a POOPTASTROPHE!

Sorry we did not make it, one word: POOPTASTROPHE!

by MomaMis May 1, 2009

Poopgasm

The most enjoyable time while pooping

Bob: I heard that Jim had a huge poopgasm at the local chipotle

by Xtremeistgamer1 July 31, 2012

Poopgasm

The amazing feeling of relief and satisfaction after taking a shit or poop

Hey baby I can’t talk right now your gona interrupt the poopgasm I’m having.

by Salty ass dude August 28, 2019

poopgasm

The feeling when a large stool presses against your prostate, producing feelings of rapture.

I'm fine, but I was just crying a second ago from my beautiful poopgasm.

by spoonydip February 24, 2011

Pooptash

To put your finger up your arse and wipe it underneath someone's nose (the moustache area).

Heather gave Amy a nice, thick pooptash as she slept.

by SexMeUp January 1, 2007

pooptaste

Somebody who gives the impression, through their actions or words, of being a taster of poop as a result of their douchebag-like behavior.

Dude#1: We can't do that! We have to go to class!
Dude#2: You're such a pooptaste!

by VinnyPSU July 25, 2006

pooptamalacktisnoseardrum

The digestion of spaghetti.

The boy had pooptamalacktisnoseardrum after eating.

by Jake Hobbs July 28, 2008