polesmoker

One who sucks the baloney pony - aka chows wang, gives head, polishes helmet, etc.

You are a fucking polesmoker!

by Polesmokurr August 12, 2003

poopskeet

An act of vandalism which requires two cooperating parties: the defecator and the ejaculator. The first party (defecator) must drop a deuce onto the victim or one of the victim's belongings. Immediately after the deuce has been dropped, the ejaculator must skeet on top of the load. With good form, the poopskeet will represent the duality of all things in nature; light and dark, good and evil, poop and skeet.

John and I poopskeeted all over that asshole's car yesterday. Taught him a lesson.

by steph4n June 23, 2008

polesmoker

one who performs oral sex on a male

by mic May 14, 2003

poopsucker

1. one who sucks feces
2. term used to describe a fish who sucks debris off of surfaces as a food source.
3. a term used to describe someone who is generally unfavorable.

I put the poopsucker in my aquarium and it wasted no time to get right to sucking the shit.

My dad was being a real poopsucker when he kicked me out of the house to fuck some chick.

by Jon Fenner August 29, 2005

PoopSnake

A creature first found in Alaska. It is a cryptid that is known to crawl up the anus of innocent victims who go into stationary outhouses of the United States wilderness, more specifically the tongas national forest. It was previously know as a mythological creature to scare children from staying in the outhouse too long until the poopsnake incidents of 1998. Since then, there has been many encounters with young people involving a poop snake. While it is not deadly, it crawls into your ass and creates a tape worm.

Chad: watch out for the poopsnake in the outhouse
Frank: yeah I head this one was particularly notorious for the fecal reptiles
Kevin: I need to take a shit, I don’t give a shit about the warnings I’d rather shit in an outhouse.

*kevin* gets invaded by a poopsnake*
Kevin says: “this is worse than that sim ester I spent in catholic school”

by John Baptiste la trace May 17, 2022

ThePoopMonkey/Poopmonkey420

A small tiktoker that joined tiktok in 2018 with the name "momo_is_the_one" and had later changed it to "poopmonkey420", then to finally "thepoopmonkey". He gained a large following on tiktok by posting random and funny tiktoks. His most viral time was in 2019. He sadly left tiktok in early 2021.

"Poopmonkey420 is a very funny tiktoker"
"ThePoopMonkey is my favorite tikoker!"

ThePoopMonkey/Poopmonkey420

by Sd ansjmnd April 27, 2021

poopskedaddle

The act of public defecation, followed by a stealthy exit.

After Chris was laid off, he poopskedaddled all over the boss's desk!

by DanJaRuss January 14, 2010