poopitrator

(n.) The person who craps in the bathroom and smells it up for everyone else who comes in after them.

Sally: Gross this bathroom smells like crap!
Jane: I just saw Isabel come out of here, maybe it was her!
Sally: She's the poopitrator!

by Ash12345 December 31, 2007

Poopiter

An exceptionally large piece of feces. A Poopiter is typically a gas giant, emerging with copious amounts of gaseous gastrointestinal byproducts, chiefly methane. A Poopiter is typically very wide, giving it a spheroid shape. Poopiters, despite their tremendous size, usually pass with relative ease. They may, however, require excessive amounts of wiping.

Patbob: I feel bad for the janitors. Some guy left a Poopiter so big in the 2nd floor bathroom that he couldn't even flush it down.

by Mr Patbob August 27, 2014

Poopity scoop

Code word for feeling stressed and/or uncomfortable in a situation.

Natalia- Ew the piece of shit guy I hooked up with is here with another girl. Poopity scoop!

by succubus.bitch February 28, 2020

poopitraitor

Someone who sprays fecal matter everywhere while "lettin one loose".

That guy shoots poops everywhere...he's such a poopitraitor.

by Jeff Winters October 29, 2004

pippitty poppitty gimme the zoppitty

Used as a "black man phrase" in "The Office"

The phrase can be taken as "I'm here for the goods," or "show me the love."

When Michael and Darryl went to ask for a raise from their boss:

Darryl: Alright, bring it home Mike. And don't forget the new black man phrase I taught you."

Michael: "pippitty poppitty gimme the zoppitty."

Darryl: Yes, sir! Ill be right outside if you need me.

by sizle May 13, 2007

Poopity Scoop

When you are taking a shit and someone steals something from your house.

John was taking a shit when his buddy came in and poopity scooped his watch

by HyperFirez June 15, 2018

poopitation

To meditate while pooping. For many people the only time you are truly alone is when your in the bathroom pooping. You close your eyes and enter a state of deep meditation, allowing your mind to be clear and your body to expel toxins.

Joe has been much less stressed since he started utilizing poopitation practices daily.

by The Art of Mayhem September 19, 2019