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Dog pooping on a baby

A legen...wait for it...dary video of a dog pooping on a baby found by the great Barney Stinson.
Barney: Hey Marshall, check out this sick vido I found of a dog pooping on a baby.

Marshall: Shut up Barney, I need to found out how i did on the BAR exam.

Barney: But its a dog pooping on a baby!!
by MY_PRO_GAMERTAG January 9, 2012
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Pooping

A sacred time for a man. A time where a man can contemplate his day while excreting his waste. A man does all his critical thinking whilst pooping. A man often goes to the bathroom and poops when something needs deep thought. It is believed that if a man could poop for long enough, he could solve world hunger, poverty, and possibly discover the cure for AIDS. This magic time is referred to by many names such as, Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl, dropping a log, dropping a stink pickle, and releasing the brown hostage.
Friend One: Bill is still pooping, what's going on?
Friend Two: He's trying to solve Da Vinci's Code, give him a break.
by Big Eve January 12, 2016
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poopingluben

Its the in general term for all sex acts that include poop. I.E chilli dog, Alaskan pipeline , Cleveland steamer ect. ect.
She likes kinky sex but shes not into the poopingluben
by poopmaster B December 23, 2013
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Gang-pooping

When a group of people of at least five forcibly poop on another.
Every Brown Wednesday my friends and I go gang-pooping.
by Group-poopers4ever December 23, 2012
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Pooping in my work boots

Someone is pooping in your work boots when he is impeding you from doing your job.

In other words, he's bothering you while you're working or preventing you from doing your job.
FBI Guy: Don't touch anything, no trespassing..until we say so..

Forensics Guy: Man, You're pooping in my work boots!!
by sammyag April 19, 2009
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Pooping with the door open

An act of complete and utter superiority, usually preformed by the bravest people and Alphas.
Guy 1: Aw man, Jason is pooping with the door open again
Guy 2: What a fucking god
by ToteYote November 16, 2020
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Pooping

The number one way any man can get out of doing any household chore.
"Honey can you do the dishes?"
"I can't sweetheart! I'm pooping!"
by TheDude5196 December 15, 2009
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