poodick

noun ~ a generic moniker for a friend or acquaintance who lacks rudimentary tact in almost every non essential social situation. Poodicks are habitually late, but must attend everything. They posses severe stigmatisms, yet wear no corrective lenses. They are blonde, but also Mexican.

Man, where is Goodwin, He is such a poodick!

by Mugz79 June 17, 2007

Poop-Dicka

Shit head ass mf

This Poop-Dicka stole my wallet

Poop-Dicka ass bish stole my girl

by Jawnson2 October 29, 2020

poopdick

when your weiner gets all covered in poop. most likely from banging a drunk highschool girl in the ass.

dude, the other day i had a party at my house and we were drinkin a keg of Busch Light, then we all got real horny and decided it would be a good idea to go bang all the girls in the ass. Midway through this ass bangin my mom came home and caught me. I pulled my weiner out of the girls ass and said "awwwww mom, i got poopdick."

by spanky March 12, 2005

Poondick

The after-smell of one's cock after being withdrawn from a particularly rank vagina.

After removing the shaft from her smelly underparts, I came to the grim realization that I had a severe case of poondick.

by LM171 November 24, 2013

pooplick

When your dog licks his/her butthole and leaves a wet spot in the bed.

"Damn! I think I just laid in Psyche's pooplick!"

"Psyche!!! STOP POOPLICKING IN THE BED!"

"The wet spot in the bed is surely a pooplick."

by Daviddddddddddddd April 11, 2008

poopydick

the condition often afflicting a man after he does someone in the pooper

Bill: What did you and Yolanda do last night?
Jim Bob: Let's just say I have a chronic case of poopydick

by Jake E. Pants July 14, 2002

poopsica

Poopsica is the little piece of poo that you poop out when constipated

" when I went to the washroom, a poopsica came out!"

by RAINBOW POOPER January 10, 2015