Two-Fingered Poopchute

After girls poop, if there's a piece still stuck in there that can't be pushed out, she can put her fingers in her vagina and push up into her colon and it'll come out.

Janie had a piece of shit that wouldn't come out so she gave herself the old two-fingered poopchute and out it came!

by igitdude October 12, 2011

Poopcat

1. A term used to describe someone who is lame, uncouth, or vile.

2. Someone who would do such a heinous act such as pooping on a cat.

3. A person that during a game of truth or dare pooped out on a window and onto a cat.

a) Aww man, Kanye West is such a poopcat.

b) Did you see what that poopcat just did?!

c) Wow, Carolyn is literally a poopcat. That's disgusting!

by coolbeans559 September 22, 2009

Poohchat

The act of chatting while poohing (defecating).

He had been poohchatting in the rest room when I arrived.

by Evandus February 16, 2017

PoopChute

The little tube that your shit comes out of.

Aye Jakey! Me PoopChute be clogged! Get me some o' day Exlax}! She's gonna be a doozie!

*later*

Gulldamn! I be proud o' dat one!

by Trey December 9, 2003

Poopchute

In "The New Tetris" for N64, a term to describe the middle vacated area that forms as a result of building 4x4 boxes at either side of the board.

You best throw that 'S' piece down the poopchute, otherwise your tetris score will suffer and your girlfriend will probably dump you.

by DBotch January 11, 2007

poopchan

The most amazing person in the whole world; nonviolent, innocent, nice, naive and best of all, non- intimidating. Bitches, you all know you just want to love her to death.

Poopchan is the best!

by POOPCHAN July 21, 2011

poopchute spork thinger

OMG! It's what you use to eat out your dog's ass after he's had worms!!!! OMGWTF!!11 FUnnnYYYyY!!!111

i removed the worms from my dog by eating my dog's ass using my poopchute spork thinger

by vvvkvkvk May 18, 2022