Poopslap

When you take a shit and it is so long that it bottoms out the bowl and falls over, causing a slapping noise on the water.

Damn! Did you hear that massive poopslap?

by truckman1966 January 16, 2009

poonscaping

Originated at the horse
It is the process of trimming you're beaver / vagina hair

Michelle has a very nice beaver because she has been doing some Poonscaping

by SainaZoomzoom February 29, 2016

Poonswap

1. Somebody who is always criticizing and hating on you. A "hater".

2. Somebody who tries to make you look like an idiot.

1. "What the fuck are you wearing"
"Shut up you Poonswap"

2. "Yo, you should start playing Desiigner at your parties!!"
"Fuck no, you Poonswap!"

by Migamortis September 18, 2016

poonscape

Poonscape is the "1337" way of saying runescape and is often used by H4X0rs. It is often used on websites such as rscheatnet (alas no more) and rei-net. Often involved with the word pwned!

Did you know that the amazingly "1337" word "pwned" was created by a blizzard (the company that made warcraft III) employee. He was designing a message that would come up when you die that said "ha ha ha owned" but he made a typo and it ended up as "ha ha ha pwned!" and since that fateful day the name has stuck.

Thx do XmercherX for story

by deathbyfr00b November 18, 2004

poonflap

just look at your mom's snatch... you'll know...

Oh my fucking christ, your mom has some gnarly poonflaps.

by fat fucking penis March 21, 2003

pooslap

a forcefull back hand slap similar to the pimpslap, except you hand is covered in ass crack clay.

my hoe told me she wanted me to quit pimping her out to all my uncles, and neighbors, so i pooslapped the bitch, shouted "YOU BEST RECONIZE!"... she got the message

by bizz March 5, 2004

poonsnap

A particularly desirable female's genitalia

1. Damn bro, I gotta get me some of that poonsnap!

by Jim December 10, 2004