Poopfie

To take a selfie while pooping

I'm going to go poop and send my snapchat friends a poopfie.

by Timeflies300 August 31, 2015

poofie flower

The fluffy, white flower you're supposed to make a wish on and blow it away.

I saw the biggest poofie flower and made a wish.

by Thid April 27, 2017

poomierials

Those who creep through the night and ruthlessly scratch your bones. They may live in walls, Attics, basements, or just generally outdoors. If you come across poomierials, run. Fast.

Hey what's that sound in the ceiling?

Oh it's just Timothy in the attic, he has itchy bones.

Wow, he must be a poomierial.

Yeah, that's why we sealed the attic, poomierials are ruthless but they aren't too smart, he just wanders around in circles up there now.

by The_Reggie_Poom November 6, 2020

Poofie

A selfie taken while taking a poo. But there are rules to follow for it to be considered a legit Poofie

1) Photo must be taken from the waist up (no one must know you are poopin')
2) You must make yourself look good (smile), as if trying to impress a love interest
3) If sending through snapchat, you CANNOT put a caption. (this is the "code" to others in the poofie world that said picture, is in fact a poofie)

*opens snapchat, "Oh wow isnt that a nice picture of......oh wait, shes poopin. That's a hell of a Poofie"

by Khabib April 29, 2014

POOMIE

A Poor Homie. A homie who dresses up in fake and tattered clothing

That poomie is stealing my lunch from the bin.

by NAWDOG June 7, 2009

Poofie

When you send a friend a picture of you taking a poo

Attachment: photo

Person one: STOP SENDING ME POOFIES

by dyl_needham August 8, 2021

Poofie

The name for a girls unshaved Va Jay Jay.

"Hey, can you shave your poofie before we have sex, it's too prinkly!"

by Shandel7 February 19, 2009