pooplet

A small bit of poo left after a flush.

Maryann was eager to get to the coffee shop she forgot to second flush that pooplet to hell

by Chode Slapper January 25, 2010

Poolette

The game of chance you play when you're not sure if you're going to fart or shit yourself.

I played poolette and lost aka sharted
Dude, I put all my chips on red and it came up black and my pants are ruined!

by davefiver August 15, 2011

Pookles

Every woman's ideal man

When will I find my Pookles?
I am going to marry my Pookles

by TibbyRIP November 8, 2007

pookle

little fuzz balls that you get on clothes from washing or wearing them.

There is a pookle on my shirt.

by michael keith April 28, 2007

pooplet

small turd stuck in your butt hole and plops into toilet.

Damnit!!!there's a pooplet stuck in my asshole!!!!

by poopmaster January 16, 2004

poomlette

A type of omlette created using ones' anus. Raw egg (and possibly other ingredients e.g. onion) is injected into the anus and then squirted out into a frying pan, probably along with some shit. It is then cooked and eaten if one is that way inclined.

Can be used to describe something that smells really bad:

E.g. "Damn, that smells like a fucking poomlette"

Or as a threat to someone you don't like:

E.g. "I'm gonna make you eat my poomlette you fuck!"

by El Pornino November 11, 2007

poolet

When a person gags, making the sound "oolet" but then actually poops out the mouth, therefore it being a "poolet"

Dude i just pooleted in ur toilet after eating all that gross shit.

by Corbor April 12, 2009