pooranoia

The fear that poor people have that everyone is out to get what little money they have. Victims of pooranoia believe that anything that costs them any money only exists to cost them money. Pooranoia is the reason that people get upset that the included breakfast at your hotel only applies to weekdays.

**Rob is a victim of pooranoia**
Rob: Dude I knew it. This is bullshit.
Mike: What's wrong?
Rob: The sale at the store ended JUST as I walked in!
Mike: Well.. yeah. It says on the door "sale ends at 5:00 pm."
Rob: No that's bullshit they just want ME to pay more.
Mike: Stop being so pooranoid.

by 12we34rtda July 12, 2011

Poocanoe

(also party pooper)

1. noun One who sucks the fun out of life
2. noun An event which puts a damper on one's day
3. verb - poocanooing - The act of destroying another's fun

(alt. form) panoo

1. You tore the button off my favorite sweater, you poocanoe!
2. Quit poocanooing my day cuz your life sucks!

by MikLin November 7, 2010

Pookadookie

This is a show of affection for anybody especially random people in school hallways 🥰

“ Wassup pookadookie you look so cute today!” - you
“ omg you are literally so nice and I’m falling for you.” - a random cutie

by Aubbey_waubbey February 8, 2023

poocano

(n) massive fecal residual
(adverb) eruptive behaviour related to the act of defecation
(v) to shit

damn, that dude just poocanoed his drawls.

by eitstripe June 11, 2003

poopanoosa

poop mixed with chapstick

-Hey, I ran out of poopanoosa; can I borrow some?

-Sure, today's flavor is bacon and corn with Dr. Pepper lipsmackers.

by KT Lang March 1, 2010

Pooanoid

One who excessively wipes after a poo in fear that it is never perfectly clean.

Dammit Steve! You clogged the toilet with toilet paper again! Quit being so pooanoid!

by Gus Maverick January 7, 2011

pookalook

A extremely sexy ginger/brunette.

Zamn! You saw that pookalook!

by sofiashartsalot October 28, 2021