Poonanniphobia

The fear, discomfort and hesitation to use nightclub toilets for the risk of being pressured to purchase things such as a few sprays of deodorant, hair gel, lollies and chewing gum.

The merchant, often of black origin will often shout catchy one-liners when not dealing with clients such as

"no armani, no poonani"
"no spray, no lay"
"no splash, no gash"
"no juice, no poos (puss)"
"no cologne, ya going home alone"
"no diesel, no weasel"
"no wax, no sax (sex)"

To make this situation particularly awkward, the merchant is known to hold paper towels towards you forcing you to dry your hands in front of him and his selection of products.

The merchant will put on a loud African sounding accent until he speaks to someone he knows and returns to his actual voice.

Josh: I'm bursting for a piss.
Nick: Go then, the toilet's just there.
Josh: Nah man, I've got poonanniphobia, I'll hold it as long as I can.

by nikkos123 July 11, 2010

poonanners

A word used to save a seat when you will be absent for a short period of time such as; getting up to get a beverage or food.

Man: I am going to grab a beer so, poonanners on my seat

by Scott Garrett February 15, 2006

POOHNANNY

Pussy that's fire.....

Damn that poohnanny was good.

by MZ. COCO April 16, 2015

poonanni

an alternate name for the commonly used word, "vagina" or "coochie"

let me stick my toonanni in your poonanni my dear

by becky slutter January 27, 2004

Poohnani

Female genatalia. Opposite of male genetalia.

If you want to keep a woman satisfied and happy you must eat (lick) the poohnani.

by Jr. McGill March 11, 2008

poonanie

Vagina (vulgar) in Jamaican patois.

Mi gunna poke mi wood in ya poonanie, overstand?

by NevermindWho April 13, 2006

poonannies

Poonannies=plural of female vagina.
poonani=female vagina

UCLA2K is a poonani magnet...
just ask kovox ;)

by Anonymous January 26, 2003