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poofter music

music typically listened to by poofters
bazza said to dazza "that music sounds like bloody poofter music" as they were passing a gay night club
by Mr Mcgrillius January 16, 2008
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poofter

Brit/Aussie slang for a male homosexual, based on the permanant stretching of the anus that results from repeated anal sex, which causes farts to be emitted with a "pooft" sound rather than the usual, stacatto "bra-a-a-p".
I took my kids to the park, but it turned out to be Gay Pride Week, and we encountered a poofter parade.
by anonymous1999 January 6, 2008
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woofer poofer

An empty toilet paper tube/roll, stuffed with your preferred choice of dryer sheets, that you blow smoke into to mask the smell.
"Make sure you use the woofer poofer dude, so mom can't smell you smoking weed."
by Becholas September 16, 2017
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poofery

Boy George is a fine singer but I feel that Culture Club's videos are rife with unnecessary poofery.
by Van Morrissey June 12, 2006
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poofter stick

The spider, as used in a game of pool (it's like a cue except with a plastic X on the end) which is used for making shots where it is difficult to lean across the table. Called the poofter stick, as it takes the easy way out.

By convention, if a player uses the poofter stick and fails to sink their shot, then the stick is automatically named after that player. Their name remains attached to the stick until another player misses a shot.
Craig: Ball's too far away. I'm gonna use the poofter stick.

(He misses the shot; later)

Bill: Pass the Craig Stick.
by Aspirex November 17, 2005
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poofter

you fucking poofter!
by UnKnown February 13, 2003
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Flaming Poofter

Look at that flaming poofter packing his shit
by Luco_D October 27, 2004
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