Pontstiff

The boner hiding under the Pope's volumous robes when he has a particularly creepy look on his face or has just interacted with young choir or altar boys.

"Go and get the choir, Bishop. I have a huge pontstiff coming on."

by Kent Rigel May 4, 2010

Pongist

One who discriminates against pong or those who play pong. Much like a nazi is to jews minus the burning and killing except in the most severe of cases.

Dan Knox

A pong player was beaten to death with his controller in a pongist attack.

by Moose Evans December 21, 2003

Poetist

A person who writes poetry.

"Wow! You're great at writing poetry! You should become a poetist."

by AncientRoman May 6, 2017

Pantistrop

A grown man having a strop worthy of a teenage girl or very camp gay man.

Dave had a pantistrop when Shelia wouldn't put out

by Shoveon August 1, 2018

Puntist

A proponent of sovereignty and self-determination for Puntland

She's a Puntist

by readyforthemoon55 September 22, 2019

Luke Pontisso

A sexy Loving Beast and he has a huge PECKER and he is a hot man and he will give you what you want!!! ;)

Luke Pontisso is Amazing

by LOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOL Yeet October 23, 2019

pantists

The opposite of a nudist, those who keep the company of pants.

The men wearing pants over there, they're pantists Johnny.

by avayl February 19, 2015