poned

a misspelled form of the misspelled word "pwned." usually said by 12 year old Jonas Brothers fans who are complete tools of the Jonas Brothers. Jonas Brothers also take credit for the creation of "poned" when really it was formed on the internet.

Sally: oh my god, you got poned
John: it's "pwned" you dumb fuck

by cashmere9969 May 28, 2008

poned

i dumb ass was to say a stupid ass word!

owned, started as a mis-type

dont use poned. if you do your not ''cool''

by supra caution February 28, 2010

Poned

To get pulled over by a pig, po po, (cop) goin extremely fast.

"Dude you got poned!"

by Bryan October 13, 2004

Pone

nonexistent.
actual word=pwn

easy way to find a n00b on the internet.

dude im gonna pone you!
WTF...N0oB! *pwns*

by crazo May 21, 2008

poned

Getting any part of a girl shoved in your face accidentally.

Corey: Dude, she just poned you!
Aaron: Dude, I have a poner!

by joey j September 20, 2005

Poned

To verbally "burn" or "roast" someone beyond belief.

Kasey: Wow Mom have you gained weight?
Sarah: WOAHH!! SHE STRAIGHT PONED YA!!!
Mom: :0

by kscfl April 30, 2020

Poned

getting your ass whoped by anyone who is better than you, causing disgrace and/or shame. Basically sucking.

Leo- "dude you got SEROUSLY PONED by that old lady"

by Dr. Pepper March 9, 2004