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The fastest way to lose friends.
Guy A: What do you think about politics.
Guy B: ... Yeah, I'm outta here.
by Ryan Clark Jr. September 20, 2016
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life in only two dimensions
it's when you are presented with no more than two choices ever as though there were only two sides or only two possible positions on all of life's most complex issues...
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both sides are really screwed up but one of them acts like it's never ever wrong and this works to tug at the heart strings of soccer moms and ignorant but well meaning kids and gain their sympathies
politics is really screwed up
by fock you assholes February 11, 2007
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Trumpist Politics

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The very definition of dumb , idiotic and populist politics that don't make any sense whatsoever unless you are an idiot , desperate , a desperate idiot , a bigot , openly sexist , secretly sexist , in denial of climate change , think china is plotting the downfall of the west , loves how putin runs russia , grabs women by the pussy , tin foil conspiracy theorist , openly racist , secretly racist , offended by anything that isn't white and finally just plain stupid and bogus.
Marvin won the school election using trumpist politics .
by ladida_guy March 29, 2017
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Promoting the lies of a particular group.
"Daddy, why did you lie to them?" "It's politics, son"
by Jebblebbles January 28, 2008
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politicians are to truth what Mtv is to music
that bears repeating:

"politicians are to truth what Mtv is to music" -me
by it's a lie February 26, 2005
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wiener politics

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When a gender-biased decision is made based on a male gendered decision.
I have noticed that there may be some wiener politics in place with Urban Dictionary staff who make decisions about which words and phrases to publish.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 1, 2019
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New Politics

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Awesome Alternative Rock band from Copenhagen, Denmark and currently resides in New York City. Known for singles "Yeah Yeah Yeah" and "Dignity". Has only released one album so far: "New Politics".
Dude 1: "Hey dude, have you heard of the band New Politics?"

Dude 2: Yes, THEY ARE FREAKIN AWESOME.
by ModernRocker February 19, 2012
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