police officer 

1.an occupation for those who need to compensate for their small dick size
2. one who will never get laid

I was a fuckin faggot in high school who was bullied around by pretty much everyone. so to make up for it, and for the fact that my dick is the size of a red fire ant, I'll become a police officer.

Maybe if Jon didn't have that gay looking hair, always worry about how people drove, and wasn't a fuckin asshole he would get laid once in a while. but he's too much of a police officer.

police officer by krowkneeklay July 27, 2011

Police Officer 

Asshole.

Man 1: Look! A Police Officer!
Man 2: Asshole.

Police Officer by Jamel The Camelll November 22, 2009

Police Officer 

1. The people with the shiny badge and gun.

2. People that put up all that yellow tape.

3. People that shove you away when you try to see whats happening on the other side of the yellow tape.

4. People that yell at you for no good reason and make you
feel bad.

5. People you run from when you did something wrong or something that will make them mad.

Bob: Look its a police officer
Jimmy: Run like hell!!!
Bob: Why are we running?
Jimmy: Because I slept with that cops girlfriend last week.

Police Officer by $LAYER November 17, 2005

Police officer 

A grossly obese man who is supposed to be a public service, but he truly has no respect for the public (private sector) he in fact pisses on them any way he can. His arrests are not based on what the public really needs, they base them on quotas set by their department, so instead of only getting dangerous criminals off the street they may pull over, or single out someone for doing something such as having a brake light out or who was going 56 mph in a 55 mph zone something that we as the public would probably agree is completely ridiculouse and a waste of their time, our time, and our tax payers dollars

John: "hey Jane why are you having such a bad day?"
Jane: "well I slaved at my minimum wage job all day and was picking up my 5 children from school before i had to go to my second job, and then i was pulled over by a fat rude Police officer who wrote me a ticket for having a brake light out, i'm glad he set me straight before i did something really out of line..."
John: "holy crap how much are we paying them to sit on their fat asses and do things like this??"
Jane: "i don't know but whatever you do don't argue with them because they think its justified and they can pretty much do whatever they want"
John: "that's bullshit, so you're telling me we have a bunch of armed men patrolling the public who can single you out and search you or imprison you just because they have probably cause?"
Jane: "yep"

Police officer by JJdabosshoss November 9, 2013

police officer 

a man who protects the whites and harasses the blacks.

Bitch ass police officers all around the school, i cant even park my got damn car without them lookin suspicious!

police officer by mj25 May 16, 2010

Police officer 

A person who serves to keep the peace, protect others and combat crime. Recently, due to the death of George Floyd by the hands of Derek Chauvin, many have started spouting the "ACAB" thing which means "All cops are bastards". This is, of course, false - the vast majority of police officers are genuinely good people who work a thankless job, put themselves in danger to fight crime and protect us. Saying every cop is bad for the actions of a rotten, vile and corrupt few is like saying all blacks are bad because a very small percentage of them commit crime and do drugs or all Asians are bad because a very small amount of them eat dogs and are shit at driving. It's important to remember that, while there are a vile, terrible few for sure, almost every police officer is a genuinely good person doing their best to keep me, you, and everyone else safe from crime. The actions of the few do not define the many, and for the sake of genuine, productive discussion and argument it's vital to not succumb to the delusional groupthink of "all cops are bad, abolish the police" that seems to be common nowadays.

Many police officers are good people who do more for this country in a month than most of us have done for it in our lives.

Police officer by 121gws January 9, 2021

police officer 

pig 😼✨

person 1:cops/police officers are pigs 😃👍🏽
every single white boy namesd mason, jake or wyatt: NOT ALL COPS ARE BAD

everyone else: acab

police officer by shrekshairylefttoenail September 7, 2020