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puleeze

puleeze or puleez is a phonetical rendering of the emphasis of the central vowel sound when saying the word "please" as shorthand for the saying please mush where there is also an emphasis on the central vowel sound of "please" which saying means give/gimme me a break which usually means i am exhausted by this oft repeated attempt to convince me (whether deliberately or otherwise) to believe a lie or act on false information or is a contemptuous manner to convey that you want to the speaker to stop the con game or the nonsense or the spiel i.e. you are not buying it i.e. believing what they are saying
- Jack - The toppling of Saddam Hussein was definitely worth all the shed blood and billions spent

Jill - Puleeze Jack ! the tens of thousands killed , maimed , orphaned , displaced , billions lost to corruption, shoddy construction, out right graft etc, destruction of priceless antiquities , internecine confessional warfare that continues to this day, training and inspiring of terrorists etc in the Iraq war all to destroy a regime that had no weapons of mass destruction and was already contained , even sadistically , by sanctions means the Iraq war as a means of toppling Saddam Hussein's regime stands as one of the grossest crimes against humanity in modern history and was definitely not worth the loss of blood and treasure.
by thrustyourhandintomyside November 21, 2010
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pleezy

Similar to Jeezy (Young Jeezy), Weezy (Lil' Wayne) and Yeezy (Kanye West); "Pleezy" refers to the southern rapper "Plies".
The word is also used in shortening the two words: "please" and "yo" in a sentence.
Example 1:
Person 1: Yo who's repping the dirty dirty now den?
Person 2: You already know Pleezy be on it!

Example 2:
Person 1: I heard you been all up on Sheniqua?
Person 2: Pleezy, my man, you know I don't get down like that.
by Big WW January 6, 2008
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child pleez

Used by the great Chad Ochocinco, it is mostly used in the terms

-fuck off
-fuck you
Man, Child Pleez
by deathfingers September 26, 2009
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Desmos Poleezos

Desmos Poleezos is the sexiest man alive. When you look at him, he's a piece of art. breath taking.
Person 1: Omg who is that handsome man?
Person 2: Thats Desmos Poleezos, the sexiest man alive.
Person 1: Wow hes making my banana hard.
Person 2: I feel the same way
by Shrexysri January 27, 2020
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Nigga Pleez

A term used to force someone into doing something, usually against their will. There are conditions - refer to the Constitution of Nigga Pleez for more information.
Nigga pleez click on this link: www.lemonparty.org
by Spikedown ftlul April 21, 2009
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Pleezers

crais over Pleezers
by Clover Wanis Snail April 22, 2013
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Poleeee

The situation where one human being licks another human beings bum hole, nice and clean, until it's literally unbearable to lick it anymore.

Usually a boy named Dan will lick a boy named Owen's bum hole.
Example: Hey daddy (Owen) your bum hole doesn't look too clean!! I haven't cleaned it In more than 4.87 seconds!! Let me give it a cheeky taste!

Surrounding people: "POLEEEE" "Dans a wanker"
by Anonymous_wasteman November 29, 2016
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