Pokemon Go

The reason why obesity will not be a thin anymore 1 year from now.

Bernice: "Ayo brotha, last week I walked 8 miles just to get to the next Pokespot! Holla at ya boy!"
Jersey: "Truuuu fam, Pokemon Go made me lose 6 pounds in 2 weeks! "
Bernice: "Word"

by xXxThugsteRxXx July 11, 2016

Pokemon GO

Modern Day Exercise.

I know many people who have always hated getting out of the house, but after downloading Pokemon GO, they're like, "HEY WANNA WALK TEN MILES I FOUND A PIDGY THERE."

by literallycoconuts July 16, 2016

Pokemon Go

Nintendo's attempt to get their fans to exercise, socialize, and improve overall mental health. All while catching Pokemon.

I'm Pokemon Go-ing!

Me too!

by Pupper Lord July 28, 2016

Pokemon Go

the only reason why people are outside

kid:I play Pokemon go everyday

random person: STFU Pokeman is dead asf

by UnsubToDRM June 10, 2017

Pokemon GO

A game released in mid 2016, used to trick fat nerds into exercising by offering small virtual monsters called Pokemon also used to drain your money so you can buy virtual coins!

Misha: I play Pokemon go everyday, I play Pokemon G-

Rest Of the World: SHUT UP!

by DefinitionPotatoGuy39274846264 December 21, 2016

Pokemon Go

The game moblie game that dominated 2016 and still is dominant.

It's used an app that's used on your phone of pokemon go

by yeeetofyyettt205 September 22, 2020

Pokemon Go

a game that was released in July of 2016 where you turn on your GPS and walk around anywhere and catch imaginary pokemon around the world. You're pretty much a fake Ash and you really only see ratatat's, pidgeys, paras, catapries and more (it depends on where you live) if you live near water you'll see a shit ton of magikarps and tentacools. It's was a fun app in the first week or two of the release when it wasn't really a threat and shit because now people are dying and getting kidnapped. it's the end of world obesity and making relationships happen but it's the best-yet-worse game out there. You grind your ass off to get a squirtle of whatever with 600 CP and fight in the gym but the leaders and shit have 2000 cp pokemon. There are 3 teams you can join once you're level 5, team mystic, valor and instinct (valor isn't good lmao) and you compete and shit.

The objective of Pokemon go is to catch em all but you still don't.

Guy 1: Oh shit! A nineties
Guy 2: aren't they rare as hell?!
Guy 1: yah, you barely see em!
Guy: welp, I ain't gonna catch em all

by dubsplashxiii August 16, 2016