Pokey Stabby

A long pointy stick made of metal or wood, used to stir or scrape a fatty bowl.

Dude I'm out of grass, but if you hand me that there pokey stabby I might be able to scrape us up a gnarly resin bowl.

by yippykiayaymotherfucker August 25, 2011

pogey

Canadian: Unemployment Insurance

I lost my job, but I'm still collecting pogey.

by Smelly May 13, 2003

Chokey pokey bum wank

Self masterbation (usually male) performed simultaniously whilst inserting a finger into the anus and asphixiating ones self, but not beyond the point of passing out. Only enough to reduce the amount of blood flow to the brain so that it is directed towards the penis for a more intense wank.

Tying a belt or a tie to a hook or bar and then putting it around your neck , lean into it to reduce circulation to the head, shove a finger up your butt and away you go, thats having a chokey pokey bum wank!

by swordy January 17, 2013

pokey shloops

High grade skunk weed. The more crystals the pokier the shloops.

Shit, this pokey shloops is strong, my eyes are bleeding.

by 'rynside July 26, 2008

Pokeytron

A word used by a Youtuber called @brewstewfilms, specifically his father. It is also used by idiots that cannot pronounce Pokemon or Pokeyman.

What the fuck is it called?! Pokeytron?!

by George Hiffy October 28, 2023

pokeyman

Used by crazy people who can't pronounce "Pokemon".

POKEYMAN?! POKEYMAN?! With the pokey and the man and the thing with the guy that comes out and has a face and he HAGGKLAGEHNONA HAHAHAHAHAH.

by YesIAmAnIdiot July 2, 2006

pokey the penguin

1 : Pokey the Penguin lives with his family in the arctic circle!!! Say hello to Pokey!!!!!

2 : Pokey the Penguin is an educational children's cartoon! Pokey and his pals have fun and learning about the hazards of the arctic circle!

Pokey the Penguin lives at aich tee tee pee co lin slash slash yellow five dot com slash pokey slash.

by Emme December 22, 2003