poesklap

Afrikaans in origin - poes (vagina) and klap (slap). Pronounced "poosklup" with long "oo". Rhymes with goosecup if that was actually a word. It is the type of slap administered to a recipients head in such a way that their eyes bug out, their sphincters let go and their descendants end up sporting black eyes and stunted mental development.

I gave that SJW such a poesklap she gave birth to pooptuplets.

by The L-Shaped Tetris Block April 3, 2017

Captain Poelking

Used when describing someone who is a fag but is rich so lots of people like this person.

Alex: "Bro I was at school today and met Captain Poelking"
Tanner: "I hate Captain Poelking he is such a fag bro for real"
Alex: "I wish I could beat the shit out of Captain Poelking but hes too rich"

by Hehshdn October 19, 2017

poeskop

a word in the Afrikaans language that means cunthead pussyhead.

you are a poeskop you doos ( another word for cunt)

by dddeee February 24, 2010

poesklap

A lekker warm klap that hits you with brute force and sends you spinning on your axis before dropping you like a sack of potatoes.

Juslike! Piet got a poesklap from that dude! He didn't check it coming and it sent him spinning like a top. Piet shat his pants and dropped like a rock. Aira! That poesklap was a real tit shot to the jaw. Like Rocky Balboa.

by BChatz June 21, 2023

Poekie

A name typically given to a cat. Widely used in the Netherlands, Northern Europe and Scandinavia.

I just bought the cutest cat for my girlfriend and she named him Poekie.

by MarkooPolo March 10, 2017

Powk

A powerful poke

Shut It! or i shall powk you

by NavaBlows June 12, 2012

poekoem

Do you want a bong rip?

Friend 1: Poekoem?
Friend 2: Dala boi
Friend 2 proceeds to rip the bong.

by buundaclaat April 4, 2022