Pocket Pussy

Slang term for a males sex toy created out of the fact babies cry too loud

Oye oye give me ur pocket pussy

by Crescometus June 27, 2016

Pocket Pussy

A device too pleasure a man's beaver cleaner without having too have the baggage all ladies unfortunately carry with them...

Why is Daniel so happy?

He has a pocket pussy.... duh

by Ddog0921 March 6, 2018

Pocket pussy

A sex toy used by a woman because your dick is small

I pocket pussy

by Yrfhh December 11, 2019

Pocket Pussy Whipped

A devastating and destabilizing mental condition. Primarily characterized by the afflicted parties inability to appropriately prioritize any critical function/event/relationship over his insatiable demand for frequent self-gratification with his irreplaceable "Pocket Pussy".

I haven't been able to get Walter to come out with us for months! He's been Pocket Pussy Whipped ever since Mildred dropped him and he bought himself that Fleshlight.

by 0deecee0 November 20, 2018

Idaho pocket pussy

When one takes a day old baked potato and puts it in the microwave for 30 seconds, and then has sexual relations with said potato.

Fred loves the Idaho pocket pussy. But now the grocery store is sold out of potatoes.

by Lord Pignuts February 19, 2009

walking pocket pussy

A female so terribly boring that all she is good for is to bust a nut

“hey look there’s ashley”
“oh! don’t you mean the walking pocket pussy”

by cybermafias.l.u.t.t. September 12, 2019

pizza pocket pussy

Put Marinara sauce on your fingers with a bit of shredded cheese, and finger your girl. Then, once you've spread it around, eat her out and enjoy your Pizza Pocket pussy :)

Dude: Yo I had a tasty pizza pocket pussy the other night
Other Side: Yo that's sick bro

by CheeseWhiz_101 February 20, 2019