Crescometus's definitions

Pocket Pussy

Slang term for a males sex toy created out of the fact babies cry too loud

Oye oye give me ur pocket pussy

by Crescometus June 27, 2016

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A random sequence of symbols that my pet cat made when walking on my keyboard

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God damn it roxie get off my laptop

by Crescometus July 1, 2016

Urban Dictionary

A site where you can submit 900000 different creative definitions but all will be denied other than the equivalent of second grade jokes.

Jeff: Urban Dictionary denied my entry. I spent 50 minutes on it!
Jim: Ha! I put deez nuts on there and it got approved immediately

by Crescometus June 27, 2016