Penkleptic

A person whom pathologically pilfers pens.

Have a sammich and watch Bro; Dre goin Penkleptic, check out the pocket full of ink shes been jackin from the desk monkeys.

by DrE*vil February 12, 2012

peenk

Yes. The one and only peenk. The God. The boss. Do not disrespect him because he is hot and cool.

OMG! peenk is so hot! Go check out his twitch and YouTube!

by Dr. Peenkfan May 14, 2021

penke

One who has sexual relations with cattle animals. Preferably anal, but all is welcome.

He went outside to have a penke time.

by User2971 January 5, 2017

Penk

A person who likes the color Pink and Purple and they are cute with both those colors. They have their own follow group and you will always want that group to be with you.

Guy 1: What's your fav color?
Guy 2v Anything that's mixed up of Pink and Purple like Penk

by Adwick April 26, 2020

peenk

literally the most mouthwateringly hot catboy maid you’ll ever lay your eyes upon. ceo of dream and george gay moments compilations. number one bossman.

“woah did you see the one and only peenk is streaming on twitch.tv/peenkpeenk ?”

“yeah! his discord server just hit 10,000 members last week too! discord.gg/peenk”

by peenkpeenk May 14, 2021

The Psenko Effect

The pain that may come from masturbating too much.

Yeah you've heard of the butterfly effect and domino effect... but how about the 'The Psenko Effect'? Stop watching porn.

by xdjcm April 13, 2021

penkgasm

The feeling often experienced when one listens to the musical artist Kevin Penkin. It is the climax of emotional excitement felt when listening to his songs.

dude I just had the FATTEST penkgasm last night 🤤

by a proper madlad February 7, 2021