PLORF

A person who has caused irreperable dammage to another's Christmas ornaments.

That plorf neighbor of mine took his wood chipper and went to town on my Glow-In-The-Dark Santa Sleigh!

by Joe Marinello September 4, 2006

Plorking

Some like to work, others like to play. Those visionary enough prefer to plork, combining the two elements as opposed to going about each separately. An aficionado of the plorking way is P. Taylor.

"Too busy plorking boi!"
"To plork or not to plork"
"Plorking every day"

by The Welsh Thesaurus July 11, 2016

Plork

Plork - Dutch acronym, stands for "Prachtig Lichaam, Onmeunige RotKop". Freely translated: "Marvellous Body, Terrible AssHead". Usually used to describe female, but, because the word is nonsexual, can also be used to describe a male one.

My friend, who studies electrotechnics, complained to me there are only plorks in his class.

by Mennoowh November 30, 2004

plort

A fart-like noise, made perhaps by the dropping of large stones into mud.

'Plort' went the body as it sank into the quicksand.

by What the Deuce? July 6, 2005

plornge

Plornge means to spill, fall, or break. Plornge is also the first word to rhyme with orange.

Hailey just plornged!!

by gallatin January 28, 2010

Plorgus

The type of person who makes the worst decisions and blames their mistakes on others.

Guy a: He told me to steal the gum!
Guy b: No I didn't you Plorgus.

by Larma March 8, 2017

plory

the word "plory" comes from the unification of "PURPLE K!SS" and "glory". Plorys are the ones who love and will stay with PURPLE K!SS forever.

person 1: "what fandom are you in?"
person 2: "im a plory!"
person 1: "nice, im a plory too!"

by chaeinitgirl July 25, 2021