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Picture twat

A person who looks like a total twat in all of their pictures.

A person who consistently poses "sexy" or whorish in all photos no matter who they are with or what the occasion. Only shows pictures from a flattering angle.

Can almost always be seen pouting their lips, giving the blow job face, or sticking out their chest. Looks much like a bimbo.

An obnoxious picture poser.

May look decent in pictures but not as attractive in person.

A person so shallow they have nothing more to offer than their "sexy" pictures.

Boring, typical and brainless. A waste of space and resources.
Wow at first I thought that girl was so pretty she could be a model, but then I realized she has no personality. She's only a picture twat.

Why does she look the same in all of her photos? What a picture twat!

Rachel: Omg! That poor girl! I think she has scoliosis and facial paralisis!

Trina: No no, she's just a picture twat.

Rachel: Wow! How lame!
by BeachBottoms78 December 2, 2009
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Pictocube

Slang term for Television. Picto as in pictures on the screen, and Cube because of its shape.
"lets see whats on the old Pictocube."
"Turn the Pictocube on."
by CM Burns February 9, 2008
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Brofile Picture

A picture of multiple bros that each bro sets as his profile picture.
mark: i look good in this picture
jarrett: me too.
mark: lets make it our brofile picture
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picture tricking

Altering a photo with photoshop or some other electronic or manual manipulation.
That picture shows me with my arms around another woman at the Club. I was only standing next to her talking! Whoever took that picture did some picture tricking, and trying to get me in trouble!
by talk2me-JCH2 August 15, 2022
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Unsolicited baby pictures

Pictures of babies often, newborn and not taken with any effort, sent without solicitation.
No one wants to see pictures of your baby, if we wanted we would ask.
Just don't.
"Did you see John had his baby ? He sent us some pictures on the group chat."
"I saw, I left the group immediately. It is not okay to send unsolicited baby pictures like that."
by anonymv January 30, 2021
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Rocky Horror Picture Show

A freakish play turned into a cult classic movie. It is one of the best productions to see either live or in it's movie form. People gather Friday evenings at 12 am and watch Rocky Horror with a lot of chill people and old stoner's. This movie should evoke a lot of feelings that you've never experienced, but in the end it's all ok, and you wind up having a great time.

If you are going to a midnight showing be sure to ware clean underwear, have rice, toast, a squirt gun and an open mind!
Rocky Horror picture Show has been shocking American audiences since 1975!
by Shannon L. M. Burns February 7, 2007
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small picture cute

When a person uses a small picture on a social network or other website. It is used to hide the fact that they are truly hideous.
Robert: Hey Tom, how was the date you had last night with that new chick you met on Facebook?

Tom: Man, that bitch turned out to be fugly. She is small picture cute, but turned out to be disgusting in person!
by ismokedope May 21, 2011
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