Pleef

The act of queefing out of your penis.

Once Jessica took her mouth off my dick I let out the loudest pleef.

by Dream Creamer January 19, 2017

please give me coke

An innocent phrase that got fucked up by some innocent korean girl's accent. She's thirsty either way.

Random korean girl on youtube: please give me coke
Me: HAHAHAHHAHAHAH it sounds like cock

by monke cactus March 1, 2021

obama please

With Obama being considered a black man by most, It's the same as, 'nigger please'.

What's up my nigger? Who you callin nigger? You nigger! Obama please!

by Ball333 November 27, 2013

pretty please

an extra cute way to say please. No man can say no to a "pretty please".

Girl: can you please paint my toenails?
Boy: fuck no
Girl: (pouty-lipped) pretty please?
Boy: gimme the damn polish

by browngirl March 3, 2007

guys please

Guys please is a two-word combination into one, which is used by streamer quackity when his friends in a discord call didn't listen to him.

(quackity in a call) Please answer me
(proceeds to write in the discord chat) Guys please.

by ThisGuyIsYours March 9, 2021

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Me: bugger off

by Milkiekid March 27, 2021

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