mr.pleatink

older than the universe itself, with a receding hairline of 10 meters per second he is the most aged teacher you will ever meet in your lifetime.
often likes to joke around with the kids and teachers them to yell HOMICIDE in the halls
only wears black or blue jeans with a polo shirt and 10$ Walmart shoes

(btw I know the guy and this is a joke, if you see this mr.pleatink... have a good day >:)

"YO GUYS ITS MR.PLEATINK, OOOOLLLLLLDDDDDD"
*when you see him in the hallways*: "HOMICIDE! HOMICIDE! HOMICIDE! HOMICIDE!"

by Lt.CouchCammander October 9, 2022

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Palentine

When you are lonely on Valentine’s Day, you and your friend do the actions of what a valentine would do with no romantic relations.

Jenn’s boyfriend broke up with her a week before Valentine’s Day, but her bestfriend agreed to be her palentine

by Lols for kails January 24, 2019

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Palentine

A term to use with your friends on valentines day. It means Pal+Valentine, so those friends who will always be there on valentines day if you'e lonely :)

Let's be palentines.

by markerssmellgood February 29, 2020

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planting the bomb

Planting the bomb is the act of widening your partners bum-hole up during anal sex quickly after reaching ejaculating you will pull out turn around and shit into the widely opened bum hole. after doing this you will proceed by having anal one more time whilst using the freshly laid shit as your loob.

"hey Elliot you will never guess what?"

"what" said Elliot
"well last night after the party i took some bitch back to my place and while i was planting the bomb in her, my gran walked in, it was fucking brilliant!!"

by mysize180 June 3, 2016

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