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peeing your pants

A usually somewhat embarrassing thing that could happen for a few reasons.
1. You are a young infant with no bladder control
2. You are an elderly citizen who has the same excuse and the infant.
3. You held your pee in for too long.
4. You have a fetish, and pee yourself for enjoyment ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
5. You are an actor on pornhub who's job is to piss their pants/shorts/panties/underwear for others' sexual amusement
Joey: Dood do u liek peeing your pants
Matt: Nah fam, only Pornhub stars do
by A_single_bean May 31, 2019
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Ski-peeing bitch

A bitch who skis downhill while peeing. Usually leaving a long, meandering, yellow line behind.
John: Look at that girl! She's peeing while she's skiing!

Joe: Yep. Cuz she's a ski-peeing bitch.
by Brastle October 23, 2011
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peeing your buttsack

When someone has taken a pee and it has overflowed the buttsack.
Hey man, quit peeing your buttsack!
by The real mike jones November 14, 2014
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peeing out the bottom

Verb. When one has to pee and is wearing a pair of shorts with no zipper or buttons, rather than pulling down the top of his shorts and pulling his weiner over the waist of the shorts to pee, he chooses to pull his weiner out and pee by pulling the bottom of his shorts to one side.
Joe (standing next to and watching Tom pee at a public urinal): Yo brozay, what are you doing over there? Don't you just pull your shorts down to pee?"
Tom: "No man, this is soooo much easier. I'm peeing out the bottom. Much less of a hassle."
by stockman09 June 25, 2010
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My eyes are peeing

When liquid seeps out of your eyes, a sarcastic comment when someone asks if you are crying
John: "Why are you crying? The story wasn't that sad!"

Mary: "I'm not crying, my eyes are peeing."
by Caroline43001 April 1, 2010
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peeing on a stick

1. The act of taking a home pregnancy test, usually referring to someone who is hopeful for a positive result.
I'll be peeing on a stick if I don't get my period by Tuesday.
by faerieprincess August 22, 2011
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