Plasterface

When a dude does a chick behind and punches her face through the sheetrock wall when he comes.

Did you see the holes near Billy's bed? He must have plasterfaced that girl last night.

by MrPete January 13, 2008

Flasterbate

Accidently or purposefully flatulating while masterbating. Defined at Neven's Pond, Keith County, NE.

Keenan: Man I farted while beating it.
Phil: Dude, don't flasterbate in the lodge.

by D.J. French Toast August 25, 2008

Blasterbate

The act of shooting a "Kamehameha Wave" (an energy wave) out of your penis.

I blasterbate at Piccolo to try to kill him.

by Kouzetsu April 15, 2011

Peesterbate

When someone masterbates hoping to ejaculate but instead of cumming he pees because he forgot to go to the bathroom first.

I accidently peesterbated last night.

by Crapknojjjjj February 11, 2010

posterbate

To sequentially post in a message board forum by oneself.

Many users of RD like to posterbate in the Games forum.

by lauracs June 13, 2008

Pastorbate

What a pastor must do to keep sexually abstinent.

"I haven't had sex since I became a pastor and now I pastorbate everyday!"

by The Action. August 23, 2011

Plasterfaced

Real fucking drunk
A combination of plastered and shit faced.

John got plasterfaced over the weekend at the party.

Sally watched John make an ass out of himself and get plasterfaced.

by Matthew Glick November 28, 2006