Crumple Plopper

A Crumple Plopper is a plopper who dumps irregular and crumpled plops. These plops emerge slowly and painfully at first but then as the pressure builds they are finally boshed into the world with great force and gusto. Staining the pan's sides and spreading their foul and odorous miasma they eventually engulf their victims much like a big Welsh girl's knicker gusset.

My, my, is that an irregular and misshapen plop Sir Blundell Huge-Blundell? It looks to me as if you have been guzzling a gigantic curried gruffalo to produce such a Crumple Plopper.

by Anarcho-Capitalist March 11, 2011

plopper

A poop, turd that falls and makes a distinct "plop" sound as it hits the water.

"Dang, water splashed on me after I dropped that plopper."

by Fairmont68 February 17, 2013

Pappert neck

Where one allows an x amount of dirt to accumulate on the back of one's neck causing them to give the appearance that they do not wash the neck

Damn you got pappert neck.

by Pappert neck November 29, 2015

Water plopper

When a poo is dropped that weighs more than the water but is not buoyant, it propels water into the air going straight up your crack thus cleaning your butt without the need of toilet paper.

Will went to the toilet and let out a water plopper, oops.

by Badgerglue March 5, 2009

harry plopper

The Pig off of the simpsons movie

U can take spider pig with you

He's not spider pig anymore he's harry plopper

by dj-donny January 9, 2009

plappermouthing

Verb:
1. likely or designed to confuse and divert from doping issues.
2. drug doping side effect.

All this plappermouthing about being a clean team, they should be taking a firm stance against this, not hiring some bent doctor and then wheeling out young Geraint to trot out the same stale jizz that every triathlete is currently coming up with rather than daring to see the wood for the trees.

by dst August 29, 2012

phappers

often caught masturbating in a room full of sleeping (or trying to sleep) boys
also someone with a name like Charles or Edwin

mostly home schooled

usually thinks that they are a super hip soviet because they bought or got given a soviet union hat

phappers was caught masturbating in a room full of boys with a soviet hat on

by the realslim shady January 9, 2018