Pexting

(v) The act of sending male genitalia to a female via texting.

(n) A text including an image of a male's genetalia. It is usually an unsuccessful attempt to swoon the female into submission by men who don't realize that women find their genitalia completely unattractive.

1. Nate won't stop pexting me at 2am when he's drunk!

2. I've been getting a lot of unwanted pexts lately.

by Chicke December 13, 2013

Wagwan Pifting

A word said to a woman stating that they are hot and you like them

ay sir wagwan pifting

by Retarded boi October 9, 2019

Poop Picting

Taking pictures of one's fecal matter

is that a picture of your poop it looks like you were Poop Picting

(Person A) what are you doing in the bathroom

(justin) Nothing just Poop Picting

I was Poop Picting on my vacation I got some really nice photo's

by J-Duece January 16, 2011

brad pitting

When you decide to not wear underwear, and you can see those lines leading to your penis. This only applies for males, females is called Paris Hiltoning.

"Hey man I just zipped my dick up, I shouldnt have went brad pitting tonight"

"Hey man I think that girl is paris hiltoning"

by Daniel Bolton October 28, 2005

nit pixing

Overly critical analysis of a software application's graphical, user interface, or GUI. Typically of the sort where the critic complains that graphical elements are a single pixel too wide, or misplaced by a single pixel.

The boss just finished nit pixing the dialog box that I wrote.

by Dave Newman June 27, 2006

pexting

texting while pooping

girl: we've only been dating 2 months, i don't think we're on the level of openly pexting yet

guy: damn. bj?

by essdubz July 9, 2010

pexting

When a male sends a picture of his penis to another person.

Girl 1: "Hey, what you looking at?"

Girl 2: "Oh my god! Jose is pexting me!"

Girl 1: "How's he looking?"

Girl 2: "Not great..."

Jose: "Aycarumba!"

by Luscious JBO May 20, 2011