Pussymistic

To be optimistic about obtaining pussy/vagina, but ultimately failing.

Man, Edward always gets so hyped when he was gonna get some tonight. He's way too pussymistic.

by Thanatos13 July 23, 2008

Pessimistic Optimist

It has many meanings such like :
- taking a precaution to prevent a near death experience
- level of optimism
- they see the cup as nor half full or half empty as to them it is constantly filling whilst constantly emptying
- for a good thing to happen a bad must follow and vice versa

our everyday lives are contributed to by pessimists, optimists and pessimistic optimists. An example of this is that : the optimists invent the aeroplane (great invention defies gravity and stuff), then the pessimists come along and think “no I don’t like that” so they come up with the parachute. Hey presto two great inventions one from a hopeful lunatic and one paranoid hopeful. You have the plane but how about the glider? Once again the optimists make them and such the pessimists the parachute. Now who tests it? The pessimist won’t yet as the optimist trusts his handiwork to much he want to go without any safety so the pessimist stops him. Now no one’s testing it. “I know” they think and they go fetch Dave from the local cafe. Everyone say hi Dave...Now Dave is s pessimistic optimist and he loves the idea of just gliding down to earth however he doesn’t want to die if it goes wrong so he takes the pessimist’s parachute. This is one definition of a pessimistic optimist: taking a precaution to prevent death or severe pain.

by camacam2 July 13, 2010

PMSimistic

A mood, common among females, describing bleak and angry views on the world. This is most often associated with that certain time a month, or just with someone (male or female) who is being a bitch.
Synonym- Pissimistic (someone who is always really Pissed Off)

"Excuse me miss, would you donate to dying children in Africa?"
"Go fuck yourself. They'll die anyway, so what's the point?"
"Well you can save them, you PMSimistic bitch!"

by Kawaiisquid April 2, 2009

pessimistic agnosticism

The acceptance that you don't know whether God exists or not, and the acceptance that you don't care.

See also: pessimism, agnosticism

Random guy: Is there a God?

Polytheist: No, there's lots of gods and godesses.
Monotheist: Yes, just the one.
Atheist, No, there aren't any gods.
Agnosticist: I don't know.
Pessimistic agnosticist: I don't know, and I don't care.
Optimistic agnosticism: I don't know, but I really wanna find out.

by Greg March 20, 2005

possimistic

Being in the middle of pessimistic and optimistic; seeing things neither negatively or positively

He has a possimistic view on the world

by babybuvs October 15, 2019

pessimistic

Pronounced (peZZimistic). Notice the starting is pronounced like the candy dispensers called 'Pez'. Most people pronounce this word wrong.

It is the opposite of optimistic. Pessimistic is defined as expecting the worst in this worst of all possible worlds.

Another way to spell pessimistic is pezzimistic.

She is pezzimistic because she always believes she will lose at Minesweeper Flags.

by AAD July 24, 2005

pisstistic

area of statistics covering the number of girls that i have slept with and then urinated on after drinking too much beer

After we broke up she became just another pisstistic.

by MO25 June 16, 2007