Pissballs

When an older mans penis has shrunk but his balls have become larger and saggier than ever and you piss on them when you sit down to pee.
This happens when you have a weak piss stream, to overcome that you need a good initial pee blast so the urine doesn't drip down your ballsack and then lastly and sadly into the toilet bowl.
This is when you have "Pissballs".

It's sad enough that I sit down to pee but it's very humiliating when I piss on my own balls when I don't use enough pressure to shoot out a strong stream into the toilet bowl.
I experience pissballs at least once a week.

by S. S. D. September 9, 2022

Pissfull

Full of pee/piss

I am hungry and pissfull; Let's go to the bathroom!!!piss full pissfull pissful

by Xkita August 27, 2012

pissballer

What you would call your bird, missus, tartwhen she is pissing you about and giving you ball ache

Gray: Yeah mate my ex was a proper pissballer
Ian: Was she yeah lad ?

by Bored in work May 23, 2006

pissballsing about

the act of annoying people, messing around

Stop Fucking Pissballsing About, You Little Bastard

by Shane Price December 3, 2006

Pissbally

Verb; The act of totally ruining the mood with a bad attitude.

Also a noun; a mood.

{Insert pissbally friends name here} is actin' super pissbally tonight, eh?

by PissBally123 September 17, 2012

pissball

someone who’s a massive pussy in the relationship category

#1: dude, im too scared to talk to her!
#2: ugh, you’re such a pissball

by i<3money March 26, 2023

Pissball fever

Having a fever where you’re pissing mini spheres the size of a pellet.

I’m sorry I can’t come to the party I’m having pissball fever

by Black monkey nigga November 5, 2023