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Take a piss

To 'take a piss' means 'to urinate'.
Man, let's stop at that gas station. I've really got to take a piss.
by Felix Tue Visiyu September 14, 2008
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FUCK I HAVE TO TAKE A PISS

When you have to take a piss and you have to say it out loud. It mostly is said when your having sex It interrupts a crowd and makes some fucktards laugh
Bruce: JENNA FUCK I HAVE TO TAKE A PISS JENNA FUCK OFF
Jenna: WE CANT STOP JUST FUCKING HOLD IT
by Boomfuckalacka November 17, 2019
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take the piss out of someone

to let the air out of their balloon, to mock/make fun of them. Customarily, shortened to just take the piss.
From the movie Snatch:

"take the piss out of someone" is abbreviated to "take the piss"

Boris the Blade: (mutters vague insults at Tony)

Bullet Tooth Tony: Don't take the piss (i.e., out of me), Boris!

Boris: Fuck you!

Tony: (empties the magazine of his Desert Eagle .50 into Boris)
by Roberto y Maria September 13, 2011
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take the piss

To greedily demand an unreasonable effort or price.

British/Australian origins.
"My physics prof makes us go to 2 labs a week, and half the time we just end up using them to help him mark papers. He really takes the piss."
by Eversion April 15, 2005
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Take a piss

When a person (or group of people) is pissed off and they need to “take a piss” to get it out of their system.
You were a dickhead and now your best friend Is mad at you..

“Larry, you dickhead!”

“Alright, Ron, take a piss and calm down”

Or

In a heated situation in which everyone is angry ...

Everyone take a piss and let’s resolve this.”
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Piss taker

One to take the shit out of everyone, one to be seen as annoying but to fact the piss taker is the greatest joker in the room.

The piss taker is a god a human god a true mastermind of frantic poison and guess what I am that fucking piss taker join me in my club of piss good old piss!
Someone who likes to piss:
Hey bill,

Hey fuck,
What the hell bill?
Sorry fuck,
BILL,
Bye Fuck,
That’s a piss taker alright.
by Christian the pissfucker July 4, 2022
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Piss Taker

It is used to define annoying people or perverts
While I came here,I was hoping to meet a someone nice,not a piss taker
by bunubirturkyapti January 11, 2012
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