piss on it and walk away

A) what a dog does with anything it can't chew, smell or play with

B ) a variation of 'spit on it and walk away': walk away, from any experience, even a negative one, with your head held high and move onto bigger and better things, rather than let said experience frustrate you further.

In terms of anger management, our youth should learn what piss on it and walk away definition b) means.

by Crazy Uncle Dimma June 5, 2021

piss on it

When you're playing baseball and you get a pitch too good to not take deep.

Piss on it, turn that sumbitch yellow

by Colin July 15, 2004

Blast it with piss

A solution for when you have a problem you wish to be rid of.

Originally an idea for removing shit stains within the toilet bowl.

I had a huge shit stain on the back of the toilet so I blasted it with piss...gone.

Dude 1: That ugly bitch won't get off my nuts. What do I do?
Dude 2: Blast it with piss.

by blckravn01 January 19, 2010

The truth will set you free but first it’ll piss you off

In the end it’s better to tell the truth despite what happens because at least you won’t have that burden.

“How am I gonna tell my mom I crashed her truck? She'll kill me!”

“Listen the truth will set you free but first it’ll piss you off. That’s apart of life.”

by Joshlerandmel February 17, 2019

don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining

something you say when someone lies to you, cheats on you, betrays you

john: i love you anna.
anna: don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining!

by J-Lima December 30, 2008

Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining.

Don't hurt me and then pretend like you had nothing to do with it.

You argued, privately, to each member of the committee that I should be fired and now you come by on my last day to tell me how sorry you are about what "happened." Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining.

by wouldaben January 15, 2011

piss on my chips and tell me it's vinegar.

This is a 'mangled metaphor'. It mixes up 3 idioms:

Piss on my leg and tell me it's raining
Piss on one's chips
Piss and vinegar

To deliberately and painstakingly go out of one's way to ruin a friend's chances of success. Usually done jokingly with reference to the opposite sex.

No way do I want you as my wingman. You would piss on my chips and tell me it's vinegar.

by fuguez September 26, 2009