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Jackpot to Piss in

When you are so far in debt that winning the lottery wouldn't even pay off your bills.
Due to credit card companies raising rates on their cards upwards of 30% the average American doesn't have a Jackpot to piss in.
by Curtmandingo January 17, 2010
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Chief Sits to Piss

A phrase used to describe a person who is acting in a cowardly manner.
Chief Sits to Piss refuses to take part in the band reunion because she is afraid she forgets how to play the recorder.
by Llamawebster January 16, 2022
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squat to piss

A disparaging,sexist metaphor likening male behavior to female behavior. A dearth of balls.
Hey Michael, we're going to the strip club tonight, you in?

Sorry, Carol taped a week's worth of "Oprah" and wants me to watch them with her tonight.

Dude,you squat to piss.
by Indian Larry March 20, 2010
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i need to piss

when you desperately need to fucking piss
Mario: Time to take a piss
Goomba: What the hell are you doing
Mario: I'm taking a piss!
Goomba: okay but why aren't you jumping at me thats what you're supposed to do

Mario: I might do it fucking later.
Goomba: No I'm a motherfucking enemy you're supposed to jump at me!
Mario: Oki doki then let me pull up my pants first and then maybe I'll jump on you.
Goomba: Maybe? MAYBE? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FOCKING MIND? NO! JUMP ON ME NOW MOTHERFUCKER
Mario: but I need to piss
Goomba: ugh fine
by \/+{[me]}+\/ January 25, 2021
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a pot to piss in

I have all the support of the workers, the boss doesn't have a pot to piss in.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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Piss Off Challenge, also known as, “Try Not To Piss Off Challenge”, is a challenge that makes people pissed off for no reason or maybe a reason at least.

It’s a Internet Challenge, please don’t try this in real life.
Person 1: Try Not To Piss Off Challenge! 3, 2, 1!
Person 1: *posts something that can pissed anyone off, ex. Twitter/X*
Everyone: *fucking screams and gets pissed off
by Rui the Lesbian November 25, 2024
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