Pintosis

The state of being a softie adolescent boy
I.e. Sensitive and extremely emotional in the field of girl troubles

Symptons include but are not limited to:
Depressing song lyric - status's on facebook, profile pictures with depressing song lyrics as captions, posted links of music videos with depressing song lyrics, wall posts on other friends of depressing song lyrics.

In harsher terms, a real sympathy chaser.

Facebook Status:
So-And-So: So don't fall in love, there's just too much to risk If given the choice, then I'm begging you'll choose
To walk away, walk away, don't let her get you I can't bear to see the same happen to you...Now son, I'm only telling you this...Because life, can do terrible things

Average teenaged boy: Damn, he's got a real case of pintosis

by B&C'11 April 2, 2011

Pintosabi

The ultimate badass, someone who is better than anyone else.

That Pintosabi was the coolest guy i have ever met.

by Billyjeanjones January 22, 2012

Pintolos

Boobs (but only when being referenced by your best friends)

"Everyone show your pintolos" a group of best friends (preferably 9 girls) willingly exposes the 'twins' because why not

by Errrreetttt May 15, 2016

Pintos

New slang term for Beers in the UK

Dave, get the Pintos in son

Let's get on the Pintos

by Some nutter in Watford December 20, 2018

pintost

Pinterest "pinotst" app, term created by user @dookieshooter. pronounced "pin-toast".

Did you see what I sent you on pintost?

I saw the worse thing on the pintost app...

by unknown_creature March 19, 2022