Pining

When a character in a show decides that sex with another character is worth striving away from the very important task they are trying to achieve. Coined after Jonathan Pine in The Night Manager. Otherwise known as thinking with your d*ck.

Even though he was undercover on a top secret mission, Jonathan could not resists pining the mafia bosses wife.

by littleowlegion November 23, 2020

Pining

In fantasy sports, the act of benching all or some players in an effort to win statistical categories. Often times done by low IQ players in an effort to gain an edge in fantasy baseball.

Connor is pining all of his pitchers this week.

by Guru6969 July 2, 2022

pining

when 1 man uses his cocooned foreskin as a resting place for a pine cone until the pine cone turns green because of the cheese and then uses the cone as a pleasure item.

I’m pining tonight until my rectum explodes!

by Nigletmotion28 August 7, 2025

pining for the fjords

Used to describe a dead person or animal as a way of convincing somebody that the corpse is not, in fact, dead.

First used by Michael Palin in reference to a dead Norweigan Blue parrot in the famous Monty Python Sketch.

"...And when I bought it not half an hour ago, you assured me that its lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out after a long squawk."
"It's probably pining for the fjords."
"Pining for the fjords, what kind of talk is that?"

by Gravyboy June 13, 2004

Pining For The Pork Sword

When a woman is in serious need of penetration by cock.

Dolan: Hey Fav, what did you and the locals do last nite?
Fav: We flared a couple of fatties on Inn Street and then went to The Grog to watch some band.
Dolan: What up with the chick scene?
Fav: Mostly local MILFs out pining for the pork sword.
Dolan: You do any clam stabbing?
Fav: Did some finger banging behind The Thirsty Whale, not much else.
Dolan: Typical nite in the port.
Fav: Yup.

by Fav May 1, 2008

pining for the fiords

a phrase used as a last ditch attempt to avoid blame for killing something. First used by Monty Python in the infamous "dead parrot" sketch.

#1: "I'm here to get my dog"

#2: "Here you go"

#1: "Holy crap it's dead"

#2: "No it's not, it's just pining for the Fiords"

by Co-stanza August 17, 2010

45 pining

clockin heads with your 45 or rollin around with it

squad x-got to stay clean and i got to stay shining "Grill In My Mouth While I'm 45 Pining"

by xxxklusive June 17, 2007