pineapplepringle

i get no women

charlie said pineapplepringle he probably gets no women

by SoftyFrosty July 5, 2022

Pineappleism

A funny expression or phrase from the super funny hit movie Pineapple Express.

Saying that someone is your BFFF is an example of a Pineappleism.

by Turbosgurl January 11, 2009

Pineappleism

Pineappleist:
a person who is atheist but belives we should worship the "o'holy Pineapple" because it makes as much sence as going to church.
not actual religion.
basically a someone who is silly about relgion.

Person 1: whats you religion?

Person 2: Pineappleism.

Person 1: ah I see you are one with the pineapple!

Person 2:(not really a religion though).

by we-will-eat-you May 14, 2009

Pineappleism

A religion practiced by every Jerry in the world. It is the one true religion as pineapples created everything. HAIL THE PINEAPPLE.

A- "Did you here about Jerry Seinfeld and Jerry Springer?"
B- "No, what?"
A- "Turns out they're both part of Pineappleism"
B- "HOLY SHIT! NO WAY!"

by benedictcuminhervaj April 12, 2015

Blue Pinappleing

When one is so surprised they are about to shit something more random and uncomfortable than a brick.

When Jared told me our team had won the game I was Blue Pinappleingbecause our team sucked

by Jay-cee hopper November 29, 2009

pineapple-ing

word used in place of the word sex/sexual activities

Lauren: Would you like to pineapple with me?
Kyle: OK!!!!

or

Lauren: What were you doing last night?
Liz: I was pineapple-ing with some boy.

by Lauren and Liz November 9, 2006

Pineappling

The act of fingering yourself. The act of female masturbation.

I love to watch my boyfriend jack off while pineappling.

by Pika3456 April 14, 2015