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loaf pincher

Similar to turd cutter, loaf pincher is used to reference any type of ass worth mentioning, good or bad, preferably good. Occasionally abbreviated as just "LP".
"Damn Ben, did you see Nicole's loaf pincher in those jeans today? Sick!"

"Yo, my wife is in the next room, but check out the LP on that one!" - Kyle
by cmikes March 24, 2007
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Pinterest

an app where you look at everyone living perfect lives while you're sitting on your bed doing nothing, hoping your life could be as great as theirs.
Jane: Dude, look at this pinterest board
Rachel: Aw, i wish i were her
by handydandygirl March 17, 2021
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12 pinter

When a girl who wants you but is fugly, you would only do anything to her if you had 12 pints of booze hense 12 pinter
Person 1: "She wants you man"

Person 2: " Nah, she's an all nighter, 12 pinter!"
by Big Wully October 15, 2008
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Pintercourse

A trademark style of intercourse where you just engage in sexual behaviour for the advent of power.
The term stems from the Nobel laureate Harold Pinter's characteristic style of playwrighting where the characters often engages in this behaviour.
- This woman just keeps her goodies under wraps, she invites me up for coffee at night and then sends me home...

- So you've had pintercourse?
by waitingforgodot August 10, 2009
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Five Pinter

The amount of pints of beer you need to drink to make someone look atractive enough to want to fuck. Someone who you'd not normally consider good enough for sex. The number of pints can vary.
Nope, don't fancy her, tho she's not too bad - I'd say a five pinter!
by Steinman July 25, 2007
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ass pincher

some who pinches asses
Hey that ass pincher just pinched my ass, what a bitch
by schottegon January 21, 2009
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half pincer

A term used by "Hannibal" Smith as a euphemism for a frontal assault. Used by The A-Team in nearly all engagements.

A "pincer" maneuver involves a force splitting into two and attacking the enemy from both sides, thus a "half pincer" logically means the force attacks the enemy from only one side.
Hannibal - "Now, the plan is your basic straight-on surprise hit-n-run attack. If anything goes sour, we split-up and rendezvous at the drop zone. Got it?"

BA - "This ain't much of a plan, Hannibal."

Hannibal - "Are you kidding? It's a classic! It's your half pincer movement inside a guarded perimeter. Tried and true, BA!"
by Philip Welch September 9, 2009
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