Pinata

A person who annoying the living hell out of you, so you decide to beat them with a stick.

Look at him, walking around like that, not knowing he's a Pinata to us!

by XEsay July 20, 2008

Pinata

Sexual term used to describe having sex with a pregnant lady and then beating her in the stomach till she miscarries the baby.

I couldn't stand to be a father so I pinatad that bitch.

by MexiMeltyCheese March 6, 2009

Pinata

When the mexican kid hangs himself in the school bathroom and everyone starts hitting the body with their bookbags.

Lets skip class and go beat the pinata in the bathroom.

by chickenballs999 September 13, 2018

Blumpkin Pinata

The art of receiving a blumpkin while on the toilet and after filling the woman's mouth full of your "candy," you beat her with your dick!

1-"Dude Jaron, did you hear what happened last night?"
2-"No, what?"

1-"I caught Amanda at a restaurant last night cheating on me so i grabbed her brought her into the bathroom stall and forced her to give me a Blumpkin Pinata."
2-"No way!"

1-"Ya i gave her a black eye and everything"

by J-Bud72 April 13, 2011

pants pinata

Used to describe when you take off your jeans, or put them on and all your change falls out.

Thats the last time I go to the arcade again, talk about pants pinata... I spent 2 hours cleaning up quarters!

by Kristen B, January 16, 2008

Angry Pinata

The act of blowing your load on your girl's face, then creating the papier-mache effect on her face with colorful crepe paper, and then you spin around three times and try to hit her with a bat.

Jim: Jack, why are you buying a baseball bat when you don't play baseball?

Jack: Well Jim, I am trying the Angry Pinata on the wife tonight...

Jim: Oh wow, you are going to need some colorful paper too!

by They Call Me Stallion September 15, 2015

freedom pinata

n. An Iraqi improvised explosive device (IED) that misses its intended target and is not, therefore, officially counted as an incidence of violence towards US Forces. Because maybe it's just how the Iraqis celebrate their wonderful new democracy, and wasn't really meant to hurt anyone.

An IED that doesn't involve US personnel? That's not an act of violence, that's a Freedom Pinata.

(Seen on fark.com)

by SkidMarkyMark December 7, 2006