pinaka

the most, as popularized by the Stank head of the pinaka line: Jason Tengco

Stop being a pinaka and just ask that boy out!

by ararat March 9, 2009

Pinwank

Pinwank = Shoving pinballs up your arse and firing them out at potential X Factor Christmas No.1 Artists. Pumping the nob to charge up the shot gives the Pinwank more power.

It was the live final of the X Factor and Tom was getting frustrated by a hairy old man with a women's voice going for Christmas No.1 and looking likely to get it. He was standing in the crowd and inserted a small pinball up his arse, turned round, pumped his nob a few times and fired the ultimate Pinwank shot. The ball brushed past Simons head but due to the rotatations small specks of shit went into his lego man haircut. The ball went on to hit Joe Mcsomething in his throat and end his singing career. Pinwank prevails.

by Roger Townshend November 17, 2010

pinakin

Is the king of all; the all mighty and all powerful; all knowing

You are the Pinakin of my life.

by asdad May 22, 2007

pinakanakakapagngitngitngitngitang-pagsisinungasinungalingan

The longest god damn word ever, meaning "Most creaking-lying"
The word is in Filipino so don't try incorporating it into an English conversation.

"Bro you're telling me some pinakanakakapagngitngitngitngitang-pagsisinungasinungalingan." Said Pio.

by EpicGamer5673 April 18, 2023

piankaism

Proponents of Eric Rodger Pianka's view 90% of the worlds human population being wiped out by ebola or other such disaster would be beneficial to the planet.

As stated in Pianka's controversial 2006 Distinguished Texas Scientist Award from the Texas Academy of Science.

Bill: Ted my esteemed compatriot, did you know scientists like Eric Rodger Pianka believe the world might be better off if 90% of the world's population were wiped out by ebola?

Ted: No way, Bill! That's uncool!

Bill: Indeed it is, Bill! Piankaism is the new apocalyptic jihad for the masses!

by quintus lentulus batiatus December 26, 2011

Pinacker

The very last part of a joint / blunt also called the "roach"

Word has originated in the southern Texas border cities.

Eng: "Yo, pass that pinacker ima kill it."

Span: "E homeboy pasate la pinacker."

by South Texas nigga July 27, 2016

Pinak

An extremely funny yet slow kid.

One who is extremely random; or a random act.

One who cannot remember a name for longer than 10 seconds

Mann you pulled a Pinak!

Bro ur a pinak fo real!

by Pimpmaster April 14, 2004