pimpfail

thinking or trying to overall act like a pimp but always failing.

I was out with this hot ass chick last night.
"did ya get any?"
no i pimpfailed.

by Greg Ferro December 28, 2009

pimpformation

The advice a veteran pimp gives a novice pimp.

"Let me give you some of this pimpformation., The games is to be sold, not told, young pimp."

by JiggyRick March 24, 2017

Pimpfrared

Similar to gaydar but instead of detecting gay people, Pimpfrared detects hoes.

I was going to ask that girl out, but my Pimpfrared was just like nah.

by CheezyA$$420 May 10, 2019

pimpfidence

the state of being pimpified to the ultimate degree.

Nigga, this shit I be wearin give me da pimpfidence to slap dem bitches with mah dick on a real tip yo.

by keVy to the April 4, 2006

Pimpfest

A publicity race where all parties rally their zealous fans to spread the word of their endeavour (pimping them), usually to vote-bomb a contest to ensure victory.

Usually involves a lot of butthurt drama.

P1: Aw man, those asshats have a pimpfest going on.
P2: Drama llama will want to see this. Popcorn for three?

by Bonk88 March 2, 2010

pimpfabulous

PIMPFABULOUS: (noun) used to describe that which is so fabulously astonishing and incredible that you could reap a hefty profit should you decide to pimp it out.

Damn bro, that telephone is PIMPFABULOUS!

by MISSKVAL82 December 17, 2010

pimfp

peeing-in-my-fucking-pants

Yo dude, that was pimfp funny!

Yo dude, I'm lol pimfp!

by Adrenal D May 6, 2009